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#WhatIBelieveIn5Words The Impossible can be possible
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RT @Dana_Bryant3: #whatibelievein5words Jesus is Lord and Savior!
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You're my one and only baby
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear May I sit on your lap?
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I think your big tummy and fat ass are super sexy. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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"You may be unattractive and have a small penis, but for some reason super models like me are just drawn to you." #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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I wait all day just to hear your voice baby � #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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I'll go to my parents' dinner alone. You stay here and beat that high score on your game. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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Doctors don't put their finger in your ass to check your prostate. We just wanted to scare you for 40 years. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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I was at an event for the American Heart Association, & I watched the revivals of Pyramid and Match Game! #NerdArmy https://t.co/8KnSU32dGZ
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Congratulations on reaching adulthood and here is a perfectly adult present for you https://t.co/DTHvjmuZTc
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I will buy you beer and steaks so you can have a guys night, would you like a stripper too? #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Wanna Play COD Zombies Multiplayer In Our Underwear?
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear It's oké, family time is over now, you can go to Twitter.
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear I'm a chubby chaser, so take your clothes off.
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Okay fine, we can do birthday sex stuff on nights that aren't your bday. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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RT @tr_wildebeest: Billy found a stash of dirty pics in the woods behind his house! (21st Century version) #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear http…
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RT @DanaGeezus: #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear I lost 20 pounds
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RT @JimmyAll: #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear I Don't Like My Mother Either. Let's Never See Her Again.
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Gentleman, start your engines!
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Of course ill make you a steak and give you a bj. I am here to serve you #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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