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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Invited Christie over for Thanksgiving, and he ate the whole turkey. Sad. https://t.co/volB5GzMwD
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets I don't even like Farage! Hasn't he noticed I don't even follow him on Twitter! Sad!
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Can I call the plane air force hun cos she loves me to be inside her? #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets I am the greatest and the most perfect man of all times; all the women desire me; all the politicians look up to me
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My favorite line in #TalladegaNights: "All you ever did was make a hot daughter" Terrific! #ProbableTrumpsTweets @WorldOfHashtags
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Lying Ted Cruz said some beautiful things about me today. Beautiful. Brain hurts. #probabletrumpstweets
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Failing Fox News told terrible lies about me. Look forward 2 setting them right with Hannity on great Fox News tonite. #probabletrumpstweets
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Fucked one of my steaks today. So good. So juicy. Terrible to eat. But so great to pound. #probabletrumpstweets
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My State Of The Union address is going to be monumental! I would not be surprised if it won an Emmy. Enjoy! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets the Trump phenomena is highly inexplicable
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets my suits are made in China? Wroooooong! Wroooooong......WROOOOOOOOONG!!!!
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Word President in English replaced by Trump from now on #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Trump U. students can opt for double their refund in Trump Casino Chips! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Just dropped a beautiful stool. So sleek, so rich. Such a healthy stool. Too good to flush. Bidding opens now. #probabletrumpstweets
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*says it in Scotland"
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I just dispatched Seal Team 6 to hunt down the losers that changed Trump Tower to Dump Tower in Google. #maga #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Just got back from great meeting at Oval Office. So great. So funny. It's shaped like a pussy! #probabletrumpstweets
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Respect my "authorotay" *Cartman Voice* #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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1 Corinthians 5 \| Upbuilding Discourses https://t.co/mNjjkNGtwR photo: Rose @500px https://t.co/3QdisjH5Mz https://t.co/hrrnHmnNLg
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It's way too fucking early to be doing this
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#FiftyVisionaries Who Are Changing The World: Paul Stamets \| Saved By Gödel; photo: https://t.co/3QdisjYHb9 https://t.co/gEB8UZ7ePK https://t.co/pzsKuaRwYE
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#FollowFriday @ElizabeththeMob @sarcasmic92 @MaryNumair - top engaged members this week :) (Want this? It's FREE! https://t.co/gCwJNQlwib)
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#NothingSaysTheHolidaysLike your kids starring in the annual school Christmas pageant... https://t.co/KvNe8DlTSk
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So many stars taken this year, I've turned them into angels for my tree. https://t.co/v1hjRoB7w9
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Every day is a chance to be better than the day before.
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