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@gab1aldana   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I don't think everyone is worth saving #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@gab1aldana   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I'd discriminate. Only women will get my time. Sorry guy burning in car #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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extra petrol discount 4 bicycles #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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A cute puppy for everyone! #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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No more 9/11! I will cancel Septembers and numbers #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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Listen to your heart and vote #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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It will be legal to swim naked on full-moon light #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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I’ll make selfie with everybody! #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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The fastest wi-fi #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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I’m like batman. No superpower, much money #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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All the laws will be made in twitter #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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My wife will never try to become a president too! #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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Reannexation of Hooters and Reoccupation of Shooters #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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I'd be illegal to wake up before 10 #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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Leopard print will not be allowed in public #MyCampaignSlogan http://t.co/gDZbiZTGMW
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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We all live in fear of terrorism. I pledge 2 make things better by rebranding it as Terror-jism. See, ur laughing already #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  25 Apr 2015
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No worries for the rest of your life! #MyCampaignSlogan
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@gab1aldana   ·  26 Apr 2015
Greasy American pie #FattenAMovie
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@gab1aldana   ·  26 Apr 2015
The Bacon Club #FattenAMovie
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@gab1aldana   ·  26 Apr 2015
Finding coupons for cheap food #FattenAMovie
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@gab1aldana   ·  26 Apr 2015
Sweet Smell of Dunkin` Donuts #FattenAMovie
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@gab1aldana   ·  26 Apr 2015
Batman begins..eating #FattenAMovie
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@gab1aldana   ·  26 Apr 2015
My fat fat fat greek wedding #FattenAMovie
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@gab1aldana   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas according to her... My FATHER! She tells me this repeatedly in case I forget!
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@gab1aldana   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas letting my godmother post my baby picture on the Internet! @NoompsyDahling
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@gab1aldana   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas trying to do repeat her success. Sorry, bro. =D
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@gab1aldana   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas Telling me to NEVER drink or get involved with women! @HashtagSkirmish
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@gab1aldana   ·  9 May 2015
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#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas teaching me about the birds and bees with birds and bees
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@gab1aldana   ·  11 May 2015
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#ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe how to turn "just 15 minutes of Twitter before I go to bed" into "Dear God! It's already 3 in the morning!"
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@gab1aldana   ·  11 May 2015
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#ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe How to properly dispose of racism in #America. http://t.co/SEwlvY7r53
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