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I Love Weed So Much I Tryed To Marry Juana – Lil Wayne
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« Such truth, as opposeth no man's profit, nor pleasure, is to all men welcome. » Thomas Hobbes
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You don't deserve my tears.
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Sometimes I just want somebody to hold, someone to give me the jacket when it's cold.
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poor guy! http://t.co/8pqrRAeu6d
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Wish you were…beer!
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The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us. – Voltaire
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http://t.co/8pqrRzWSHD hah, I did just like this at school!
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sometimes you just need a person who will simply understand you
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She is always lying! #HillaryNoThnx
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https://t.co/tPZGrDkJk7 oh, I would chicken out!!!
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Did the bamboo stick do anyth to the panda? Well, It bamed it and booed it
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it`s raining man, hallelujah https://t.co/gN5aZo9hXf
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I am a series of small victories and large defeats.
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'@Politweecs I thought that #EU members must support each other but now I see...'
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'@Politweecs I think it's the aim of his life'
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#Health — #Hawaii physicians encouraged to be on lookout for #MERS — http://t.co/EsXlkKMbLp #808News
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#Business — New @SmartAsset study says #Honolulu is second least affordable city to retire in nation — http://t.co/CtQxehI7xs #808 #News
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Report: DHS 'Red-Teams' that snuck fake bombs past TSA were not specially trained on how to do so — - http://t.co/38cNdgGJkq
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More proof that Taylor Swift is the nicest woman in the world http://t.co/wHRrGtaGca http://t.co/RYIMowTviJ
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New details revealed in police shooting of 12-year-old Tamir Rice http://t.co/8Chaj9JWC5 http://t.co/mrD8WA5I8S
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World Naked Bike Ride Day pics: Butts, butts and more butts http://t.co/ztCPsg6RdV
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#FloridaMan throws #pizza at his roommate— http://t.co/EUHOuzrZGC #RoommieProblems http://t.co/XnaVl8IznC
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#News — Retired #Honolulu city buses turning into shelters for homeless in new city program — http://t.co/YwPzHu9x1I http://t.co/fvjrKiy41X
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Pre-Game warm up hype: MVP Stephen Curry's most ridiculous cross-overs: http://t.co/5FjdQsD4Q8 #NBAFinals #DubNation
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#Padres pick top high school pitcher Austin Smith with 51st overall selection, the team's first this #MLBDraft: http://t.co/2ZCD5UPWZB #MLB
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Revel in every moment of the L.A. Pride Parade with these vibrant photos: http://t.co/9LAVeHUpkh http://t.co/ZxgyfaKxc8
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#News — Retired #Honolulu city buses turning into shelters for homeless in new city program — http://t.co/YwPzHu9x1I http://t.co/0oAJcpydxh
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Petition calling for Kay Burley's sacking reaches 50,000 signatures http://t.co/9XPGOjlERb http://t.co/4jz3hH5MJH
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