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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I would fight terrorism instead of sponsoring it
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident Because I won't trust the govmnt
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I love vacations, but presidents don't have it #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don't order anything I like and waiting the guy behind me to pay for it
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I'm kind of beautiful #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident It’s too mainstream
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#MyDeathWillLikelyInvolve death penalty
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#ThingsWeAlwaysHate when somebody doesn’t answer the phone
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Watching TV #ThingsWeAlwaysHate
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#AllWentWrongWhen y first tattoo artist moved and I had to find a new one
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#AllWentWrongWhen I slept with my doughter. Just kidding, everything is Ok
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#AllWentWrongWhen Hitler was born
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#AllWentWrongWhen I forgot the tickets for the last Panthera Concert
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#AllWentWrongWhen my phone died and I couldn't find a charger and I had the best tweet ever
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#AllWentWrongWhen I bank my fuk kin nee
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#AllWentWrongWhen I took on a loan
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#AllWentWrongWhen police decided they’ve got the power
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#FallDepressionReasons products that claim to have pumpkin spice don't taste like pumpkin spice
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Thinking that it will help me to get married #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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Meditation #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine making photos
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If you sext me with a typo, I'm done.
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If you really piss them off, they will squeeze your junk off. #AFunFactAboutVaginas
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#InKindergartenILearned my ABC's, 1,2,3's and about the birds and the bees thanks to my next door neighbors who never closed the curtains.
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#InKindergartenILearned that everyone graduates just for being cute. Now I can finally go back to kindergarten to graduate
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