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'@Tony_Secrest @jlseaback @DebIsGone I suddenly feel like we're having a Twitter foursome and everyone else is just watching quietly.'
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[Rapper's Anonymous] *Eminem stands up Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?) My name is... Slim Shady Vanilla: HEY! No last names.
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#IfIWasntHashtagging I would try to get my dog to fuck a duck so I could have a pet platypus.
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'@GuapoFlames @TAGspotting AHHHH!!! Bummer I missed you tonight!! I should be on board for next week. ���'
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drinking tequila, playing mario kart and being a right proper twat tonight <3
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LIVE on #Periscope: @Frodeziac @Mr_McStevie at dab life convention #420 glow Bing https://t.co/YCXmhIAH5G
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I think my neighbors are trying to give me a hint cause when I search WiFi in the area, six come up as "Water Your Damn Lawn, William"
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#IfTwitterWasntAThing I would have realized that I was actually awake 20 minutes ago and could have watched @midnight #KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
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Everyone else gets this story wrong. I'm showing you facts. Stop ignoring them. @TexasRebel1836 @patechinois1
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.@weconstable @Emphoto21 @TimKcomic I know. I understand you, your gf and your child have it. That's why I am being nice to you.
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#IfTwitterWasntAThing I'd probably still be taking up a room at the asylum.
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I don't even know who my neighbors are. My welcome mat says; 'LEAVE!'
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do you even original gravity
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How do you know if the person you are seeing is serious about the relationship? Consistent effort. Period.
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We are doing our bit in having a positive impact on the environment. All our waste glass and mount board is recycled. #womeninbiz
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'@indistarr That's why drugs, alcohol & psychotherapy are so popular.'
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"We can farm for thousands of years, but you'll only mine once, and the impacts will last forever" #shenhua #auspol https://t.co/C1OuwKtIM9
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Seahawks should've ran the ball.
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Just disappointed consistently on the matter
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#DontForgetToPack an extra roll of morals. You tend to lose all yours when we travel
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#DontForgetToPack Monopoly money in between two $1's so you can piss off the strippers.
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