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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Oct 2015
watching Simpsons #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@hellieedwards   ·  5 Oct 2015
#MyPreWorkOutRoutine involves calling my ex and telling that I’ll be back soon
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#InKindergartenILearned not to follow the man with the candy and puppy! �
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Everybody Loves Ramen #foodupatvshow
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#InKindergartenILearned that loading up your teacher with apples was the key to good grades!
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Hold my beer. #RedneckIn3Words @midnight
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
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If you sext me with a typo, I'm done.
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Um, Mexicans use that & butter containers, too, as Tupperware. � https://t.co/nCp5RyTJrr
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Never wear bras #RedneckIn3Words @midnight
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@hellieedwards   ·  9 Oct 2015
#NotSureYouRealizeThat the winter is coming
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@hellieedwards   ·  11 Oct 2015
#IGotNobelPrizeFor my ass. It's really smart
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@hellieedwards   ·  11 Oct 2015
#IGotNobelPrizeFor loving people that don't love me back �
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@hellieedwards   ·  11 Oct 2015
#IGotNobelPrizeFor eating and especially at night
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@hellieedwards   ·  11 Oct 2015
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor my creative parking skills. http://t.co/X0CUYVdC5p
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@hellieedwards   ·  12 Oct 2015
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I can't get out of bed... http://t.co/JqbYjNDoHj
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@hellieedwards   ·  12 Oct 2015
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In Janelle's big hairy pussy. #BadPlacesToPutAPenis http://t.co/Gybs8aL1T0
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@hellieedwards   ·  12 Oct 2015
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Back sack and crack to the future � #StickHairInAMovie
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@hellieedwards   ·  12 Oct 2015
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BREAKING: US Dentist Walter Palmer accused of killing Detroit Lions. @absrdNEWS
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@hellieedwards   ·  12 Oct 2015
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I'm thinking Lewis Hamilton might want to avoid drinking tea with any Russian agents for a while. http://t.co/ggrvMwQVS7
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@hellieedwards   ·  12 Oct 2015
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Beverly Hills Chop #StickHairInAMovie
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@hellieedwards   ·  12 Oct 2015
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'@ShutUpAmanda my penis just hired a lawyer to sue you for emotional damages after posting that'
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@hellieedwards   ·  29 Oct 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIn5Words Don't suck my dick anymore.
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@hellieedwards   ·  29 Oct 2015
'@WheeTodd OK I won't'
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@hellieedwards   ·  26 Nov 2015
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delivering meals on wheels today-- meeting some wise and funny folks-- happy thanksgiving
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@hellieedwards   ·  26 Nov 2015
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@hellieedwards   ·  26 Nov 2015
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Happy Thanksgiving and football day. https://t.co/RulfRcaesR
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@hellieedwards   ·  26 Nov 2015
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Please. please, please tell me @FrankConniff will be a part of the new @MST3K series. Best MST3K character ever! #BringBackMST3K
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@hellieedwards   ·  26 Nov 2015
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Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. —Stephen Hawking #inspiration #quotes #intelligence
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@hellieedwards   ·  26 Nov 2015
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"Wow! That electric knife goes through that turkey like an electric knife through turkey!" #happythanksgiving
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