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#IFIWereYourMom @ParksCanada: Happy #MothersDay to all the momma bears out there! #TimeToConnect https://t.co/kRy5GsKAOh
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You think Sriracha is a brand name and you put it on everything #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/cLCtdHe1S4
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If up to you, you'll wear a t-shirt and shorts to someone's wedding or anniversary dinner #SignsYouAreAmerican with gold sneakers
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Explore☝ the hole� like �Dora the Explorer...... #WheresTheMap� #HowToMakeAManGay�
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#HowToMakeAManGay smile and be friendly, but don’t come on too strong
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Insist he attend all baby and bridal showers with you. #HowToMakeAManGay
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Make him listen to Yanni. He'll suck a dick to make it stop. #HowToMakeAManGay https://t.co/5kq8hlWeJO
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The jock version of Neapoleon Dynamite aka Nick Foles is trending guys. It's officially football season.
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#WhenIWasYoung films were with less special effects but with better actors
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#WhenIWasYoung we favorited and retweeted uphill to school both ways in the snow and rain...
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#WhenIWasYoung the periodic table I was taught had only 105 elements. What has happened since then? so many new ones! ;-)
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#WhenIWasYoung kids could play in their own yard, unsupervised, without "law" enforcement arresting the parents for "neglect"...
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Donuts this morning are brought to you by DiCamillo's bakery
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#WhenMyStomachGrowls I remind myself that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Then I laugh and laugh and eat a juicy,rare steak.
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