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'@Netjeretkhau I usually save this gif for @hdtorch but this tweet kinda fits � https://t.co/MAQfgv7TxE'
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#ThingsPeopleOnTwitterLike .. being baked
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#ICelebrateTrumpWith wondering how a huge meme finally did it
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#WhenImSotallyTober I do the fandango. Thunderbolts of lighting, very,very frightening Me
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#WhenImSotallyTober wait... this gives me an idea, I should do my 50th podcast completely bombed!!!!
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#WhenImSotallyTober Take a variety of dick pics then photoshop them into exotic locales like the Eiffel Tower or the Pyramids of Giza.
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I prefer drinking my liquor on a plane #WhenImSotallyTober because it keeps me in high spirits. https://t.co/LX6qZzwLfB
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#WhenImSotallyTober I start games during other games because I can't stop being rude and mean - Face, probably
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#whenimsotallytober I rearrange my albums in zzzzzzzzzzz Wakes up* OMG! I left all my records all over the floor
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#WhenImSotallyTober I secretly admire the acting skills of Kevin James......
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#WhenImSotallyTober I wait hours for the speed limit signs to turn green.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I post the wrong artist's song during my Pink Floyd tribute https://t.co/uZlRcDOyO0
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Sorry, I found someone better #CancelPlansIn5Words
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The turkey stuffing was undercooked #CancelPlansIn5Words
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#ImAlwaysOkWith Lays Dill Pickle chips and Coke. It is terribly unhealthy, but it is a tasty combo.
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