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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was good at lying and pretending I was some kind of role model.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the day after the SuperBowl was made into a holiday
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it were a technocratic dictatorship, I could wear a topcoat and cape, and if the White House were a mountain castle.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my State of the Union addresses could just consist of Breaking Bad and Seinfeld reruns.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wanted to bring the US down but we already seem to have enough such guys in the government
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was a C student in college...... wait I'm sure that happened already
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could take advantage of a misinformed, angry base all the while I enrich myself with their contributions ��
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my party pictures weren't shared all over the internet
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#IdRunForPresidentIf but Im not into cigars, BJ's lambasting immigrants and marrying one.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf .. WRONG .. I will run for president and I will win .. that's a promise.
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Reality television didn't destroy television. Reality television destroyed reality.
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Looks like a LOT of y'all will be Single &Ready To Mingle this Holiday Season! Thanks for playing #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses w/ @SOSHashtags! https://t.co/GpXZHhFhm1
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Your ambitious plan is tweaked to perfection and it's time to ... More for Capricorn https://t.co/cyo6UNlNYH
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