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@holycrapchrix   ·  23 May 2016
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'@GiselleEvns #SignsYouAreAmerican: when people ask, you choose any other nationality that may apply. "Yeah, I'm seven fifty-fourths Irish."'
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@holycrapchrix   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you heat your house with dollars I do, and you? https://t.co/M4XPLFfuEf
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay cook him pancakes made from your periods https://t.co/edEHqh7jTg
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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A bottle of cheap wine and tell him it's all pink in the dark #HowToMakeAManGay
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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Our hashtag game hosted by @GiselleEvns and @DanaGeezus is #HowToMakeAManGay I bet they know how to do it
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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I don't know #HowToMakeAManGay but sex on the beach and couple of margaritas know
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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There's a Lena Dunham reference involved somehow #HowToMakeAManGay
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay Force him to create a blog on tumblr
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay make him drunk and fuck him
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay play It's Raining Men and watch them dance.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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Force him to listen YMCA for 24 hours in a row #HowToMakeAManGay https://t.co/5DrVSlVyp2
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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IDK about being gay, but he's pretty uptight if he can't take this tag as a joke :) #HowToMakeAManGay
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay Tell him if he doesn't do it, he's a fuckin pussy... and also, there'll be no more fuckin pussy
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@holycrapchrix   ·  30 May 2016
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#HowToMakeAManGay dance like nobody is watching https://t.co/8kee9BcNrd
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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#WhenIWasYoung I didn't know what taxes were
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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#WhenIWasYoung I was hopeful. That's now long fucking gone.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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Everyone was talking about Donald Trump. Weird #WhenIWasYoung
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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#WhenIWasYoung I thought French fries were made out of bread
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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#WhenIWasYoung America hadn't even had a chance to become a socialist country
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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#WhenIWasYoung the periodic table I was taught had only 105 elements. What has happened since then? so many new ones! ;-)
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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Donuts this morning are brought to you by DiCamillo's bakery
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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'@darksidedeb @FriMemeGirls @Netjeretkhau @Preciosa_Liz @Yurmom31 We are stress-free, happy, and giving no fucks :-D https://t.co/x8s3CKXDRc'
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@holycrapchrix   ·  1 Jun 2016
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#WhenMyStomachGrowls I may have missed Second Breakfast
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@holycrapchrix   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut none of them share their fries. https://t.co/ODyjSLfp17
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@holycrapchrix   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut If you eat my food without my permission, you will be stabbed.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they're terrorists It won't ruin our friendship anyway https://t.co/BL4WeuzmSL
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@holycrapchrix   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they have GOT to stop telling me this is a 70's movie cuz they be: https://t.co/LqbOpJyIyT
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@holycrapchrix   ·  8 Jun 2016
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they get suspicious if I don't text back.
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