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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
Is he single? I have some slutty friends who don't deserve him. #KenBoneFacts
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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When someone complains about your tweets: https://t.co/IRfWB6NDjY
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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#BeUnclassyIn4Words Airing dirty laundry publicly
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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I like chopped liver #BeUnclassyIn4Words
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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.@davidortiz tips his cap to @fenwaypark after his final game #RedSox #WBZ https://t.co/W6Kj8ur5FA
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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It's 2:30 already, and I have no idea what I've been doing for the last three hours.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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Get married in Walmart #BeUnclassyIn4Words
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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#BeUnclassyIn4Words. Eat a baby's eyebrows
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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#BeUncLassyIn4Words Misread hashtag, save Timmy https://t.co/vcqcpfnVtN
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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Ken Bone talked Glenn Beck into endorsing Hillary #KenBoneFacts @midnight
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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Coolest moment in sports I've ever experienced. #BigPapi #postseason #RedSox https://t.co/TvrhncoSdN
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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Chew with mouth open. #BeUnclassyIn4Words
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@holycrapchrix   ·  11 Oct 2016
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Voting for 3rd Party #BeUnclassyIn4Words
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@holycrapchrix   ·  12 Oct 2016
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#ThingsNotTaughtAtSchool nobody is willing to give you a job https://t.co/2nB5BD6pjx
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@holycrapchrix   ·  12 Oct 2016
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#ThingsNotTaughtAtSchool where to find good memes
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@holycrapchrix   ·  12 Oct 2016
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#ThingsNotTaughtAtSchool Boys usually lose their virginity with their hands.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  12 Oct 2016
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"Age 30 is too old to still be living with your parents" is among the #ThingsNotTaughtAtSchool.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  12 Oct 2016
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Where to find drugs *after* I've dropped out of school #ThingsNotTaughtAtSchool
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@holycrapchrix   ·  12 Oct 2016
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@holycrapchrix   ·  12 Oct 2016
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You're average, like most people. You're nothing special, and the world won't take note when you're dead. #ThingsNotTaughtAtSchool
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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#WhenImBoredI get drunk, go for a drive, & pull a cop over to ask if they know why I stopped them. They don't, but I need bail money.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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Hashtag Game Alert! @SOSHashtags Today 6am EST/3am PST Join us &THE Best Morning Show @DanaCortez @djautomatic @AnthonyA400 #DanaCortezShow https://t.co/rbpkzXPzda
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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Iv never hit a retard before but you are trying my patience #newprefighttrashtalk
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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I bite and you're looking peachy #newprefighttrashtalk
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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#NewPreFightTrashTalk Dunk those DONUTS! Dunk Those donuts 1 MORE TIME FOO! I DARE U! I WILL Bring the PAIN! Mother! Seriously mom! come on! https://t.co/cAZlKyLWqX
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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I'm going to reach up your arse and pull out your gizzards #newprefighttrashtalk
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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#WhenImBoredI find a field with horses. Then I count the number of legs and divide by four to give me the number of horses there.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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When Fleetwood Mac comes on in public https://t.co/eepJERknDz
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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Zoot suits are illegal in Los Angeles. Just like what I'm gonna do to you is also illegal #NewPreFightTrashTalk
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@holycrapchrix   ·  14 Oct 2016
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#NewPreFightTrashTalk I've seen better teeth on a rabid chimp!!
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