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#ItsTimeToPanicWhen the kidnappers decide to release your wife even though you didn't pay the ransom.
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#FoundItOddThat no one will tell me which colors are the Mike's and which are the Ike's. I need to know. https://t.co/1vKuJNVNVe
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#FoundItOddThat I haven't received my money back yet from that pleasant Nigerian Prince. #AnyDayNow
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#FoundItOddThat the drummer of ZZ Top - the one guy WITHOUT the long-ass beard - well, his last name is "Beard"
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American woman, will you stay away from me? American woman, will you let me be? #WorseGuessWhoQuestions
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#MoreOftenThanNotI wonder if the tagging community realises that Twitter is global and not everyone who plays is American or Canadian.
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People used to think it #IsABitOfALeap to jump off the steel cage. Until "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka did it https://t.co/fB8KubKWbA
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#AlternativeOscarNominations RDJ as Best Tony Stark (I'm serious, when they recast him all hope is lost)
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#IsABitOfALeap for Donald Trump to suggest that he's never heard of David Duke or the KKK
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#IsABitOfALeap for Donald Trump to blame microphones or hearing issues every time his racism, bigotry or misogyny is brought to light.
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Most Overrated Actor Who's Not Will Smith #AlternativeOscarNominations
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#AlternativeOscarNominations Most Politically correct and ORIGINAL storyline Avatar a.k.a. Pocahontas in space
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for the most patient women who was called fat ass #AlternativeOscarNominations
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#WeNeedMusicBecause without it Rocky Horror Picture Show would just be really weird soft-core porn
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#HateToBeRudeBut unless the criminal drops dead at your feet your never going to catch him if he runs away https://t.co/67zCp2h5Hy
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#IfOnlyIHadListenedTo my last few works of music. How did I write such masterpieces without even knowing?! https://t.co/OhxQmqdoBa
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