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He’s Making us Proud Again #SuperheroPresidentialSlogans
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Trump. Nothing to say more! #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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More Money Than Hillary, More Baggage Too! #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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I would have won the last four elections, and I'll definitely win this one! #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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Comb over and vote for me #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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I Plan Toupee Off America's Debt #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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#TrumpenASong You could lift me up. Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid I'm the God for you
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#AllWentWrongWhen I went to Walmart
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#AllWentWrongWhen Steve Jobs died
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#AllWentWrongWhen I was extinguishing the fire, but forgot to turn gas off
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#AllWentWrongWhen I summoned an evil spirit on a ouija board. Lost all my best friends to fluke accidents & now I'm in a mental facility.
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Your singing #FallDepressionReasons
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Kim Kardashian #FallDepressionReasons
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#MyJawDroppedWhen Kim Kardashian tried to break the Internet
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