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@jarrardnorman   ·  8 Aug 2016
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#ItsMuchBetterTo do spring and winter cleaning. once a year does not suffice! you must do it twice!
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@jarrardnorman   ·  8 Aug 2016
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#ItsMuchBetterTo be happy, but when you suffer from depression, it's not up to you. take that platitude people!
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@jarrardnorman   ·  8 Aug 2016
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#ItsMuchBetterTo eat butter and leave margarine alone � It's better for your heart ❤ Marg is one molecule away from being plastic �
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@jarrardnorman   ·  8 Aug 2016
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#ItsMuchBetterTo pull out first rather than bail out later. https://t.co/xUPNZizNsk
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@jarrardnorman   ·  8 Aug 2016
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#ItsMuchBetterTo vote this November rather than stay home. The less voters, the greater chance Trump has of winning. (YIKES!) #NeverTrump
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
#MyNewCatchPhraseIs when in doubt give up and be a couch potato.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Litter from America #catsongs
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Scratch the way uhuh uhuh I like it uhuh uhuh..... #catsongs
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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When someone offers you jelly beans but there are only black licorice ones left in the bag #PhelpsFace https://t.co/QTwC8mcgXp
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Litter-Feet Symphony #catsongs
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Dear those of you that try way too hard in a clearly see through disingenuous manner, �
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Yes, the lady on my shirt is wonderful Debbie Harry https://t.co/6I6s7nhbPB
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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She dreamed of adventure & her life became one. #Montana https://t.co/VmM89btqR5
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable... Meow #catsongs
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Uni isn't for everyone. You can actually get pretty far in life with sound work ethic, regular alcohol consumption and a Twitter account.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Kitty Woman #catsongs
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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I've noticed there's a lot of cat ladies on twitter
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Left my bathing suit at home #WhyIDidntCompeteThisYear
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#WhyIDidntCompeteThisYear I didn't really like the organization of the event #Rio2016 https://t.co/Ppg9IOpO67
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs "It's no use closing the horse after the gate is bolted." https://t.co/OmF7asVR9E
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#YouMightBeACowardIf You create a fake account to attack someone so you don't get your main account shut down.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
#MyNewCatchPhraseIs Itch that Itch
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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'@bunniboila Are you a bunny? Do you carrot me? Just exactly what are you? @TheSeinfeldBot'
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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I spit in the coffee. #QuitYourJobIn5Words @midnight
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
Grammar's a tricky thing. Never end a sentence with a preposition or an incitement to assassination. https://t.co/QTZA1qe7Rd
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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Heard you were busy, thiught I'd lend a paw. https://t.co/DT47i4iT30
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#IWasWinningUntil i pissed off a redhead
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs never leave fallen comrades
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Aug 2016
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'@SadlyCatless Yep. They never learn.'
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