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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas I don't 'do' Christmas, but if you're hoping for a gift from me, This is it. Nothing else is coming in the post
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Just told Salvation Army lady that indeed, I, was " a poor boy, too, pahrupapumpum". https://t.co/gZ0D2xrHtv
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They want a recount now, pahrumpapumTrump, rupapumpum. #AuditTheVote
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas ✔ BlackFriday shopping ....the other stuff ❌
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas -avoid people. -ride my pet unicorn. -glitter my vagina & anus. -fall out of a window, get resurrected by cats.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas check in on my elderly neighbour. 15 pints of milk outside her house DOES NOT mean she's having a cocoa party.
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Look forward to buying @CadburyUK creme eggs on Christmas eve #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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'@SuperiorMater keep hating me if it makes you feel better. I'm going to go chat with my other girlfriends who talk about sex constantly.'
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We Hope You Had Your Fill!Congratulations To The Top10 For @AfterFFriday 107's #SoStuffedI @Ti_FusedCynic https://t.co/LjURpxTLQX https://t.co/Ggxh3NBwPt
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Cinnamon. But she's only elfing to pay her way through college. #BetterElfNames
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Nobody should be allowed to tweet this picture - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail! https://t.co/iMArzUTKnB
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Media: electronic cigarette blows up in man's pocket causing severe burns Me:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I love China #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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I elected my own twitter account as my Press Secretary #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Left bashes me for locker room talk while Bill assaults women. He disgraced the entire Schoolhouse Rock organization #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Mexico isn't real. It's a Chinese hoax perpetrated by out of touch liberal elites led by crooked Hillary. Steve said. #probabletrumpstweets
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I'm more popular than the Beatles and Jesus combined! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Whoever designed this wall isn't American enough. It needs to be bigger. #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Listen guys, I'm never gonna get my daughter in the sack if you keep takin pictures of all my chins! Smarten up! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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