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@jarrardnorman   ·  16 Jul 2015
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Black market goldmine #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
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@jarrardnorman   ·  19 Jul 2015
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#BernieSoBlack that he lost rap battle against Eminem once
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jul 2015
Barack Obama You're Fired #TrumpCampaignSlogans http://t.co/Udm86xYDjf
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jul 2015
Free combs for every american #TrumpCampaignSlogans http://t.co/7cVdxU0r9a
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jul 2015
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iPhone 7 is coming. #SizeMatters http://t.co/35UxXIWcGA
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Aug 2015
Listening to my parents arguing #RejectedWeekends
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Aug 2015
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#rejectedweekends Getting suckered into helping friends move. http://t.co/AJAYBq3nht
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@jarrardnorman   ·  11 Aug 2015
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#WhyIWouldMakeAGreatPresident I don't have a brother...or children...or a wife http://t.co/oKQ2dffRVf
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@jarrardnorman   ·  11 Aug 2015
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Kim K got naked to prove she's pregnant http://t.co/i8iZbLeSLd
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@jarrardnorman   ·  30 Aug 2015
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes give me a nuclear bomb
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes to have the absolute power but not be able to use it at will, like our president
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
A date with Kim Kardashian #DumbGenieWishes
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
All yesterday night I wish I could dance twerk my ass #DumbGenieWishes
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes want Christmas every day
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
Want Kanye West to become the president #DumbGenieWishes
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes I wish I could colonise atlantic ocean
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes join #OneDirection tour as a session guitarist with ni skills at all
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@jarrardnorman   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes I wish I had a job in the fitness industry
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@jarrardnorman   ·  14 Sep 2015
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@jarrardnorman   ·  14 Sep 2015
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I would use more Teleprompter than #Obama #ReasonIAmNotPresident http://t.co/RKRFSz6ULv
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@jarrardnorman   ·  14 Sep 2015
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I don't have transgender wife #ReasonIAmNotPresident http://t.co/xKMw2k4WnO
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@jarrardnorman   ·  14 Sep 2015
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I just don't want to be OBAMA #ReasonIAmNotPresident http://t.co/iXbW77u0Hb
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@jarrardnorman   ·  14 Sep 2015
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@jarrardnorman   ·  17 Sep 2015
#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid find a coke fore me
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@jarrardnorman   ·  17 Sep 2015
#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid how do you spell cunt?
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@jarrardnorman   ·  17 Sep 2015
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid Me: I have to use the bathroom. Boss: Ok, I'll time you. Me: What? Boss: Go! Me: *running*
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@jarrardnorman   ·  17 Sep 2015
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid [if he weren't God]: "he who believes in Me will live even if he dies." http://t.co/2nsnGfmSHb
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@jarrardnorman   ·  17 Sep 2015
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Obama won't be happy til we're all speaking Muslim. #WeirdThingsMyBossSaid #true
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@jarrardnorman   ·  18 Sep 2015
Sponge Bob #ThingsWeAlwaysHate
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