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#AddASongRuinAMovie bungle in the jungle with forrest gump
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Monster M*A*S*H #AddASongRuinAMovie @midnight
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'@midnight Welcome to Paradise Lost #AddASongRuinAMovie'
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We Are Never Ever Ever Going Back To The Future #AddASongRuinAMovie @midnight
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“Party Monster University” #AddASongRuinAMovie .@midnight
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Into the Mystic Pizza #AddASongRuinAMovie
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A hard days night at the museum #AddASongRuinAMovie
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#IdRunForPresidentIf if I could brag about not paying taxes and still win.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the aliens landed, the gov't admitted it, the IRS shut down, and the aliens told me to.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Yes gets inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2017... drop everyone that's not ROCK from the waiting list.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was better at Twitter cause it seems that's all it takes.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I hadn't already promised my Morehouse brother I'd run his campaign. Director of Communications works for me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf they allow me to spill the beans about Area 51, open it up, make it an amusement rides park with aliens and stuff :)
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#IdRunForPresidentIf you don't mind that I delete thousands of spam emails regularly from my personal email account
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#idrunforpresidentif I could tell that many lies with a straight face. #DumpTrump
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could create Hogwarts but for troubled teenagers and young people
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Everything I "earned" was actually given to me and I ended up a bloated old man baby, America seems to dig that.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that would mean I could cancel the Kardashians, once and for all
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it meant I'd stop radical Mexican climate change terrorists from Islamic China invading our walls and my... our women!
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#MyBestHolidayMemory Eating almost every one of my mom-in-law's Christmas butter cookies. She was *not* impressed.
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I was at an aquarium and my uncle saw an octopus and instead of saying "tentacles" he said "look at its testicles" ��� #MyBestHolidayMemory
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#MyBestHolidayMemory being with my soldiers - anywhere - all colors, faiths, backgrounds, languages https://t.co/oNhcph52tt
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