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#InCaseAnyoneAsks I'm happily married and having sex everyday. Definitely not crying alone on a bed somewhere...
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#InCaseAnyoneAsks, I don't know what happened to Cuba Gooding Jr's career, either.
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#InCaseAnyoneAsks My 4 year old daughter knows the difference between deadpool and Spider-Man
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Champions keep playing until they get it right. -Billie Jean King
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#InCaseAnyoneAsks ... yes, as a matter of fact, I will make their day
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#InCaseAnyoneAsks ... I have never used the screen name "Horny Slut Bunny 69"
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#InCaseAnyoneAsks ... Yes. Fries with that. Always fries. In fact, *only* fries.
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#InCaseAnyoneAsks tell them if they would spend a fraction of the time building people up as they do tearing them down life would be great.
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#InCaseAnyoneAsks And I answer 49 that is my age and not my IQ just to clarify
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#SecondhandGifts dead tamagotchi
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#SecondhandGifts That "awesome" sweater grandma got me last year. It should fit you perfectly.
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Sign my petition to regift the Statue of Liberty to Switzerland #SecondhandGifts
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