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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Oct 2015
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I heard Kanye's same acceptance speech from a homeless man on Sunset blvd last night #VMAs
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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Oct 2015
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The band stopped taking requests! WTF?? #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Thanks a lot Google maps. #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Don't bring a jacket, she said. We'll be nice and warm in our cabin, she said... #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Oct 2015
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5th class travel is the way to go. #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Oct 2015
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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic Whatever floats your boat!
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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Oct 2015
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I hope people in the future don't talk about rearranging these deck chairs as a tired political metaphor #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Oct 2015
#IHaveToRemindMyself to reming my mum to do my laundry. God, I'm useless!
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@jarrardnorman   ·  10 Oct 2015
#IHaveToRemindMyself to break up with my boyfriend
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@jarrardnorman   ·  12 Oct 2015
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I'm thinking Lewis Hamilton might want to avoid drinking tea with any Russian agents for a while. http://t.co/ggrvMwQVS7
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@jarrardnorman   ·  12 Oct 2015
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My fantasy football team is so bad, I tied my opponent this week. His name is BYE.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  12 Oct 2015
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In the sticky-ass syrup bottles. #BadPlacesToPutAPenis #WhyIAmBannedFromWaffleHouse
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@jarrardnorman   ·  9 Nov 2015
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The Slices of the Lambs #MakeAMovieEdible
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jan 2016
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I do so have friends! *sings karaoke duets with my tapeworm*
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jan 2016
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Angry protesters are picketing hot singles in your area.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jan 2016
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I'm really gonna miss you #5WordsForAFriend
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jan 2016
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An Open Letter to Sarah Palin https://t.co/mZr8YOBIPc
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jan 2016
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You won't hear a peep out of me. *Vigorously snaps fingers during your favorite song*
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jan 2016
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#5WordsForAFriend Only mean to those who deserve (@nta71 and @ANGRYref) �. @Netjeretkhau
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jan 2016
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The queen of the Selfie. @she_nutt #5WordsForAFriend
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@jarrardnorman   ·  25 Jan 2016
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'The pieces all fit together. Yet everything was falling apart'
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#itturnedawkwardwhen we both took our shirts off... https://t.co/syebcI96Oi
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause we've already got everything else.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause Jolted Joe has left and gone away.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Feb 2016
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I #WouldBeHappyTo give you my wifi password....once we start dating https://t.co/ONcSlckfgV
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Feb 2016
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Yes, I #WouldBeHappyTo try your pie.
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Feb 2016
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I need you to be happy. I need one of us to be happy...... by Man-Kui Wisely Ng #Myanmar https://t.co/pyAecpcsRS
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@jarrardnorman   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WouldBeHappyTo Be the next American Idol. Oh wait, this is the last season of that show? Never mind. @HashTopiX
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@jarrardnorman   ·  15 Feb 2016
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#IThinkItWouldBeGreatIf the Friday after valentines day was Free Hooker Friday for everyone who was friendzoned by valentine @monday_mayhem
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