Back to @jasper_fly

All tweets by @jasper_fly (page 117 of 125)

@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Relocate to a galaxy far, far away.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Nuke California!
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#reasonsiaintinarelationship I don't like all that touchy feely in love shit. Wake up. Say hey bae. Keep it movin
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
Cancel SNL, put CNN off the air, piss off the world #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
one day the stars will end all will draw to close perhaps it all will start again no one knows until that time live and help love grow #vss
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#TwitterCanBeABit better if Trump stops trolling America.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
Learn to bake soufflé for Melania . #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Collect the Infinity Gems... https://t.co/LqZ9AFK8Uh
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
Start interviewing defense lawyers for impeachment proceedings. #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
#TheFirst100DaysToDoList give the Russians visa-free entry
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#TheFirst100DaysToDoList: As president I'd order martial law&evacuate innocents from cities & send in the Marines 2 take a bite outta crime.
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
1. Create the term "Alternative Facts" 2. Base all important decisions on Alternative facts #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#TheFirst100DaysToDoList make Russian the second language ��
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1. Buy hounds 2. Release hounds 3. Buy more hounds
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
Finally find out who let those dogs out #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
#TheFirst100DaysToDoList make billionaires richer grab more hairy pussy go to russian, suck putin's cock some more this time swallow load
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
✔Blame the media ✔Repeal ACA ✔Blame the media ✔Kill TPP ✔Blame the media #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
Build mini-golf course in the oval office. #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
Have Melania piss on me in the Oval Office #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  23 Jan 2017
  Retweet
Finally, make an honest woman of Vanna White. Pat Sajak is president now, right? #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
#SexySports Los Angeles Rams @midnight
Region Flag United States / Spanish
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
Double Team Play #SexySports @midnight
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I heard "In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." https://t.co/HcEaoAwYyi
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
#IKnewWeWereDoomed after the first round of tequila https://t.co/tYxrjkYdli
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
The Portland Happy TrailBlazers #SexySports @midnight
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
Double Dribbling Your Balls #SexySports @midnight
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you brought your mother on our date
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
#IKnewWeWereDoomed when my kid brought home 3rd grade common core math
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details
@jasper_fly   ·  24 Jan 2017
Brittany Spear Fishing #SexySports @midnight
Region Flag United States / English
+ more details