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That moment you see something hilarious while driving ����� https://t.co/e5XdSkkjpO
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot
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Just amazing! http://t.co/YGKWvY1qgU
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At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
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don't let me down, U made some promises
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It'll be nice to be alone for a week or 2, but I know that I'll be right back here with u
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JOE PERRY!!!!!!! http://t.co/9mUFxz8djf
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my boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet, he might see his ex there.
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Things are always at their best in their beginning.
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Who's watching Adventure Time right now?
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Can't accept her strange mood swings!
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Never trust a big butt and smile
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A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes
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People say jealousy is the greatest enemy of love. They're wrong. The greatest enemy of love is boredom.
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� � dealing with everything like a sir.lol
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It’s all love, but love’s got a thin line And Pun’s got a big nine, Respect crime…but not when it reflect mine. – Big Pun
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Never met a wiseman if so it's a woman!
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It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening. – Eminem
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I'm sick of checking my phone and not seeing your name.
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When skirts
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself, yet I think I’m better than everyone else.
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No matter what happens to me, I'll always be with you forever. –John Smith (Pocahontas)
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DAAAAmm!! https://t.co/RcCZ1y91nz
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Come with me if you wanna live.
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Japan and it's commercials.... XD http://t.co/zfpuVvq73A
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« Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself. » Plato
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Mornings would be better if I woke up next to you.
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Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it.
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