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#AllWentWrongWhen I decided I deserve a promotion ���
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine involves calling my ex and telling that I’ll be back soon
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#SoThenISaid it must be true. I heard it on fox news
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I hate it when people try to "one-up" you on bad situations.I'm just trying to vent,this is not a competition on who's life is worse.
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#TheyJustDiscovered a possible cure for stupidity. Sarah Palin's in the clinical trial group... (fingers crossed) https://t.co/FLbi8CWPQC
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I ate my cat's food
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Best back pedal after a KKK endorsement. #AlternativeOscarNominations
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#AlternativeOscarNominations Best Performance by Actor Staring at Phone with Dismay
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the most beautiful death for people who are toughching my hair #AlternativeOscarNominations https://t.co/n3fYH9dCcw
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'@angryref Couldn't agree more. He whines like a little girl. Enough already!'
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo have to deal with more than three idiots a day at work
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo fake slang. Sheesh, it seems so false, ma niggaz.
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo tell people you are a vegan when they don't ask you about your diet Or just to be a vegan
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#5WordSurvivalStrategy Music (Keep the last four, that's all I need)
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#IFIWereYourMom @Disney: Moms are there to lift you up and up and up. ❤️
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