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#ILoveMyFriendsBut every time we meet we go complete idiots within a few hours. It's a lot of fun tho…
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#armywomenproblems doing time for accusing the general of mansplaining during the briefing
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Wives always asking "Who is that Bitch" when you talk to their husband #ArmyWomenProblems
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My mascara isn't water proof and when I sweat it will run down my face. Sorry Drill Sergeant. I have to walk daintily. � #ArmyWomenProblems
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#ArmyWomenProblems you can't live tweeting about secret operation to gain more Likes
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Green's not really my color. I'm really more of a winter? So yeah. #ArmyWomenProblems
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Sees kids starving in 3rd world countries for lack of food, starves because they don't have vegan friendly MREs #ArmyWomenProblems
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#ArmyWomenProblems always late because shining the new high heel boots and AR-15
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Just try telling me to Calm Down when I am holding my M4A1 #ArmyWomenProblems
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#ArmyWomenProblems comrades don’t want to discuss my favourite films with me
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#ArmyWomenProblems getting lost cause the guys won't pull the tank over & ask for directions. :v
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#ArmyWomenProblems When she skypes with her boyfriend back home she always senses he has some porn in a window next to hers on the screen.
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#ObamaNextJob Supreme Court. (janitor)
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RT @Jayson510: Chief Justice of The Supreme Court #ObamaNextJob
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RT @Rapagena: #ObamaNextJob Playing God in Evan Almighty II
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#ObamaNextJob Supervisor - Birth Certificate Verification division
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