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Good thing roller blades are a lot less dangerous than the name implies.
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I was trying to tweet @BreeATM but kept typing @worldwarbree and wondering why it wouldn't work. Like @WorldWarKory and @WorldwARdAn
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I don't understand all the hate, and I'll be the first to admit it.
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The secret to happiness? Pumpkin pie spice, probably.
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I often greatly overestimate the power of super glue and end up pretty disappointed.
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Life is a banquet, and most of us are starving to death.
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A broken puzzle like a scattered dream, and I want to match the pieces up.
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Been pronouncing Xbox "Christbox" all day for the holidays
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Hey guys, just got offered a killer acting gig! https://t.co/smnsGdZLnZ
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Ready for a major shift? #presence #awareness #now #mindfulness #eckharttolle #ego #letthategogo http://t.co/mvWV6LERLd
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"I don't see people by the color of their skin" -The worst makeup artist ever, probably
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Alas, my poor Ares. Found out by the management and now must seek refuge in a new home � #kitty #cat #love https://t.co/qykUhYbpOR
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People are always asking me "Why are you do damn happy?" I give the same response every time: "Why not?"
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I don't understand Facebook reactions
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Halloween - the one day a year we admit to the masks we wear
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If people could be fully experienced in words, I'd be content to just read about them all day.
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I always imagined butterbeer to taste something like root beer mixed with Country Crock.
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Take away people's ability to know what they're really capable of, then you can sell them crap.
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It's about 20 minutes before a haircut you realize how great your hair currently looks. #ohwell
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I'm a faggot for Nickleback.
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Life hack: Drive with your flashers on. Never use a blinker.
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Excited for the @kylecease event tomorrow here in LA! #ChangingLives
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Also, shoutout to @BreeATM. Her birthday was yesterday and she's super chill and also my sister �
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No longer a loyal #apple user, and perfectly happy with my new Samsung Note :)
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Guy's shirt: "May the force be with you." Me: It's October.
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