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Play baseball #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I'd smash the shit out of my boss, he's a douchebag! #MyDoomsdayPlans
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To say #thankyou to all people in the world. #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I gonna go drive my chevy for the last time #MyDoomsdayPlans
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To give drinking up #MyDoomsdayPlans
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don't want to take over control on every aspect of people's lives
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You can’t look stupid when you’re president #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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Being president is not good enough for me #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I don't lack top secret email during my presidential campaign just to get votes #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I'm too fat #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident Apparently I don't want our country to be destroyed
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Because Trump and co already running to be one #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I'm stupid� #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I would be labeled as a nazi dictator bc I don't wanna illegals and anchor babies in my country
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I'm afraid of people #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I would make bacon our national treasure #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm too young
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid I'm Brian Williams
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#ThingsWeAlwaysHate selfies
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#ThingsWeAlwaysHate play hashtag games instead getting drunk on Friday
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Top Four #Trending Topics In The #USA: #AJPollock #GotCastInARealityShow #Malum #CasaDelHashtag http://t.co/92EStDOegV
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#CasaDelHashtag If anyone needs me, I'll just be chillin' with my best friend. http://t.co/I2DKym68nq
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#AllWentWrongWhen people like #Obama started to make decisions
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#AllWentWrongWhen I bought new Ipad
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#AllWentWrongWhen I tried to be funny
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#AllWentWrongWhen I cut my hairs
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#AllWentWrongWhen I got married
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine making myself lift my butt and just go to the goddamn gym
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine working out is for pussies! I love myself the way I'm am. Yeah, I'm a fatass
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine taking selfie!
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