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little cook https://t.co/mw4Rghg3Vz
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Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Well i don't trust anything with two heads and only one brain.
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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -Bertrand Russell
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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal
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Anxiety is the space between the 'now' and the 'then.'
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Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the moment, live, laugh, love, forgive
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I think that cats are funnier than dogs http://t.co/ieyDBg3ojO
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http://t.co/BNWkN44o7V Kim Kardashian looked so different before implants
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Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods
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Champions have the courage to keep turning the pages because they know a better chapter lies ahead. – Paula White
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Had an amazing birthday at in Beverly Hills. Can't wait to come back
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That`s adorable https://t.co/xbz3ZHwaHx
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I think i'm bigger than i am, i should wear a 3x – Cyhi Da Prynce
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The world is kinda cold and the rhythm is my blanket. – Q-Tip
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. – Groucho Marx
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jade doesn`t love her! https://t.co/B8U3hKArLr
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must get it! https://t.co/Nf4EQhucMO
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Do not let the shadows of your past darken the doorstep of your future. Forgive and forget.
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Whaaaat???? https://t.co/j2raFGnJ0Y
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Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. – William Penn
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it is moving! http://t.co/nmOg4QLap6
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You must watch it http://t.co/ieyDBg3ojO
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He just needs his bed back! Cat is a dick http://t.co/Q9QX259uq8
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amazing hairstyles http://t.co/FUflBB6RBU
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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
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I need a chow chow puppy in my life http://t.co/SINnQIzLME
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We forget that despite the superficial differences between us, people are equal in their basic wish for peace and happiness.
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love actually *)) https://t.co/XIFd8XZF4n
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cool thing https://t.co/bx71CISUYk
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