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#InKindergartenILearned that if you have to pee and you're too scared to ask the teacher to go, you will pee your pants.
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Please stop posting inspirational crap. If I wanted to be inspired, I'd drop acid.
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#InKindergartenILearned orange is my favorite Skittles and Gummy Bear flavor. To this day I don't know why M&M's and crayons are color coded
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Spreading some love #FF @JennaroV @DamianVanore23 @KeshaTedder @Swalter255 @SynnaSlater @jlseaback @VercettiCJ @doctorwho_dat @BellDavidC
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I can't even tell you how happy this makes me! Thank you so very much!!!! https://t.co/2fHsNUaGn0
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When I said "not without you" I was talking to my iPhone, it's in your pocket. #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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#FF More Awesome HashTag Wars @TheHashtagGame @hashtagshowcase @HashtagShenani @WedChocWars @TheUnlikelyGame @HashTaggAnarchy
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I hope people in the future don't talk about rearranging these deck chairs as a tired political metaphor #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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#IHaveToRemindMyself noone's perfect
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.@Traceyny that was a perfect game. It started when my plane took off and ended when it landed and was entertaining along the way
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#HaventWeAllSeenEnough of MILEY MOTHERFUCKIN CYRUS?!?! Go away, dumbass!
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I'm thinking Lewis Hamilton might want to avoid drinking tea with any Russian agents for a while. http://t.co/ggrvMwQVS7
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Ben Carson says it's not hyperbole to say gun control could lead to a "holocaust" in USA. What does he call 30K gun deaths/year we have now?
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One of those fucking Chinese finger traps. That suuuuucks. #BadPlacesToPutAPenis
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause it's the only way I get to express my emotions and frustrations in a positive manner
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#WouldBeHappyTo be able to pay off college loans with video-game gold.
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#WouldBeHappyTo watch SportCenter all day if it wasn't for that meddling job situation.
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause we need something beautiful to leave to or children
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