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#MarchMadnessSymptoms -- Imagining that you're doing this when you're really taking out the trash. Because the neighbors are talking... https://t.co/J67KQyYTOl
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After hooking up with a woman way out of your league, referring to it as "this year's Cinderella story." #MarchMadnessSymptoms
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Me: I'm getting a haircut today. Aunt: Don't get one of those Nazi haircuts! Me:*Crying* My hair doesn't define me https://t.co/rePUlDh51R
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"Keystone XL"The Russian Steel arrived yesterday and today it's full speed ahead, Deplorables can thank Trumps bid daddy Putin
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Anger due to failing bracketology class at Drumpf University #MarchMadnessSymptoms
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'@ctiexec @TrivagoD @NachosAndNo Ive already added this to my (not yet complete) 'Forever Hillarious Tweets' Moments�����'
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Losing to those in your office pool who picked their bracket by the cutest mascot. ������� #MarchMadnessSymptoms
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#MarchMadnessSymptoms You start making tournament brackets for every activity.
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'@alisadalestrick This one didn't fit, but I think it's hilarious... Happy Friday! https://t.co/JtmqFLpWRu'
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Frequent thoughts of how @MonteMorris11 isn't in the top 15-no 10-no 5 for the @WoodenAward. #MarchMadnessSymptoms
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#MarchMadnessSymptoms Trying to understand why April soon will be here and there's still snow on the ground
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Complain about the heat despite living in the arctic conditions that is British weather for the last 8 months #MarchMadnessSymptoms
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#MarchMadnessSymptoms Everyone thinks you've developed Tourette's due to outbursts of profanity. *!@*!
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#RobotHipHop @midnight Memory over everything.
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The Little Big Shop of Whore-ers #DumberBroadway @midnight
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Guys And Their Sister's Ripped-Off Barbie Heads #DumberBroadway @midnight
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The Small Lebowski #budgetmovies @midnight
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James Bond: Cubic Zirconias Are Forever #BudgetMovies @midnight
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#BudgetMovies Annie "the sun will come out tomorrow" live from New York City jail cell
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#BudgetMovies mad max: furious at the toll road
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