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You think Sriracha is a brand name and you put it on everything #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/cLCtdHe1S4
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If up to you, you'll wear a t-shirt and shorts to someone's wedding or anniversary dinner #SignsYouAreAmerican with gold sneakers
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You can't name the three branches of your government #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You'll text while driving but pull over to Snapchat yourself wearing dog ears
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You have a Hooters within spitting distance of where you live #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You're proud of REAL bacon & not ham being used as a pizza topping https://t.co/AlZEbAIl12
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Most people are offended by something & you can't proudly place an American flag in your yard.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican people think there's something wrong with you when you say you don't have a TV at home
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you have time to get offended by Snapchat filters.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think its normal for only two political parties to represent hundreds of millions of citizens.
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Tell him girls like guys in Pink and neon clothes. #HowToMakeAManGay
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Explore☝ the hole� like �Dora the Explorer...... #WheresTheMap� #HowToMakeAManGay�
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#HowToMakeAManGay enter him in a drag queen race where the champ gets a lifetime supply of booze for free
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#HowToMakeAManGay By pretending to be a pretty girl. Then start to talk and confused the shit out of my dick. #psyduck #pokemon
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Insist he attend all baby and bridal showers with you. #HowToMakeAManGay
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Force him to sit thru a day-long marathon of Sex In The City. #HowToMakeAManGay
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