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@lucasstarbrand   ·  30 Nov 2015
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Whenever a bus driver lets you off right BEFORE the stop, he acts like he's doing you the biggest favor of all time
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  30 Nov 2015
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Every time you buy something from #MyAmazonWishList an angel gets its wings. So, if you hate angels then ignore this.
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  30 Nov 2015
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Christmas beard ornaments #MyAmazonWishlist https://t.co/vhjTEN4itz
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  30 Nov 2015
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Probably isn't sold on Amazon #MyAmazonWishList
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  30 Nov 2015
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  30 Nov 2015
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this book: Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn #MyAmazonWishList
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  30 Nov 2015
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#MyAmazonWishList I would like my own rain forest..
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  30 Nov 2015
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#MyAmazonWishList Go back to the simple life https://t.co/SRv1ZIdJ99
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  15 Dec 2015
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EP. 12 of @TWOTWPodcast with @TheWallyWarwick and Michael Moses, about comedy, religion, and me getting hit by a car https://t.co/fnURik2bFS
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  15 Dec 2015
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Amber Heard to face trial in Australia for smuggling Pistol and Boo into country https://t.co/5uYjpKvwzA via @mashable
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  15 Dec 2015
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Is that. What. I did..... https://t.co/WcXFuttOKt
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  15 Dec 2015
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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An episode of The Simpsons, stretched to 90 minutes https://t.co/Me6vR9LlxS
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  15 Dec 2015
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I Hear You Knocking, But You Can't Come In, Syrian Refugees #GOPSongs @midnight
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  15 Dec 2015
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I check Twitter at midnight and my whole TL is @_Katiebyy69 and @lizs_heart. Tuesday is going to be a good day.
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  19 Dec 2015
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Video captures moment when projector breaks during late-night showing of #StarWarsTheForceAwakens; crowd goes nuts https://t.co/UjLR17qF1E
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  19 Dec 2015
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The 3 most active users for #UnusualHolidayDecorations were: @theclobra (60 Tweets & RTs) @HashtagJones1 (27) @sesguerra12 (26) — #trndnl
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  19 Dec 2015
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  19 Dec 2015
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  19 Dec 2015
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  19 Dec 2015
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he is fresh too o lol i vote for Eni #SingAloudwithKLM Eni
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  19 Dec 2015
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  19 Dec 2015
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#UnusualHolidayDecorations Micro Safe Spaces.
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  20 Dec 2015
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The Hover Board #2015EpicFails
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  20 Dec 2015
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Nope, I still don't miss you.
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  20 Dec 2015
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�I want to hate you half as much as I hate myself�
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  20 Dec 2015
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Can my phone not freeze. Just for one Saturday?
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  20 Dec 2015
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#INeverReallyTrusted my best friend & that bitch!....I want my money back for that abortion! https://t.co/1QUmYUOLXZ
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  20 Dec 2015
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Oh god, human beings! Oh god, they're everywhere! Oh god... - me, venturing outside
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  20 Dec 2015
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Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Chapter 11 --table of contents for Trump's autobiography
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@lucasstarbrand   ·  20 Dec 2015
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LMAO! cc @CNN RT @YahBoiSelfie : Aye @FoxNews explain why Air France made an emergency landing in a war torn country? (20mks)
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