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#IKnewWeWereDoomed my friend showed me how easy it was to microwave bacon.
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#SexySports Thai ping pong @midnight
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when new gender identy pronouns were the norm
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#iknewweweredoomed when the sex was so bad that I had to do a "redo" just to see if it was me. Plus, you were my boss so...
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when drive-thru lady asked us to pull "right over there".
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Puck me baby. #SexySports
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when she decided to become a vegetarian and refused to buy any more bacon.
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Pommeling a Horse #SexySports @midnight
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when we ran out of ranch
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The Trojans are penetrating the Beaver defense. #SexySports @midnight
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Toronto BJs @midnight #SexySports
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When Harry Met His Sister Sally #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Sophie's Choice Was Between Pabst Blue Ribbon And Coors Light #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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#RedneckAMovie @midnight The Last Trailer on the Left
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The Sister Wives of the Traveling Pants #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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'@midnight Eyes Double-Wide Shut #redneckamovie'
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Hope Floats... me $5 to buy dip. #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Sixteen Campers #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Make America Great Expectations #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Not that kind of Happy Feet. #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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#ItsRiskyTo put baby in the corner
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#ItsRiskyTo drink
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#ItsRiskyTo watch scary movies when there’s no one at home
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#ItsRiskyTo leave my wifi without a parole
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#ItsRiskyTo buy a big pizza for yourself
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This has got to be the dumbest tweet, ever. Christians kill a lot of Americans. Look it up. RW Christians are biggest threat to Americans. https://t.co/b471sJOCS2
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This puppet admin's racism, misogyny, conflicts of interest and incompetence give Americans & the world endless #ReasonsToProtest
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I would surmise that this Rudy interview will be played as evidence in a courtroom at some point. https://t.co/alOHWBaTup
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#ReasonsToProtest Get outside, stretch my legs, smoke a little weed.
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#ReasonsToProtest All these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. https://t.co/GXnkowojCF
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