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#RejectedUniversityClasses Deep Innuendo The study of making anything seem dirty. �
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Looking Up From Your Phone: Eye Contact 101 #RejectedUniversityClasses
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#PresCandidatesBetterThanTrump take it away boo *sehun voice* "U-S-A"
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#PresCandidatesBetterThanTrump I may be 17 & lacking experience but I have a better worldview & nicer hair. Vote4me http://t.co/ZrcxKGactW
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#NanaWouldTellMe to go play in traffic or roller skate on the roof. I don't think she really liked me...
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#NanaWouldTellMe the same thing over and over because of Alzheimer's Disease, least my jokes were always fresh.
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The fact that Front Porch Step is allowed to perform at Warped Tour #InternationalJokeDay
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Today is #InternationalJokeDay! Tweet us your kids BEST joke -- we can't wait to read them! http://t.co/fw0gywklSY
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What does a #Chevy wear to a black tie event? A Bowtie! What's your go-to joke for #InternationalJokeDay? http://t.co/qE3GIqmOGG
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Crazy. Beautiful. Love. #UnitedStatesIn3Words
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#UnitedStatesIn3Words Hurts my heart
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Every breath you take Every quiche you bake Every egg you break Every single pancake I'll be eating you.... #TakeASongToBreakfast
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�I fried so hard, and got so far, But in the end, it doesn't even batter� #TakeASongToBreakfast
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