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This is what it looks like when you follow only socal classic car sales and your girlfriend on… https://t.co/DFoOgikvUr
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Texas oil company wants to build artificial island off Alaska to drill for black gold https://t.co/5nZloQ2IDK https://t.co/ffpnRpLk2N
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#WhoWouldYouLikeToFight Anyone under 16 or over 75. Ain't that right @davidglass2012 @jasonthefoxman @BigDoog7
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#DearFollowers: Vapo Rob asked me to inform you that he finally had to go to sleep. I shall take care of you til morning. Love, Rob Bot.
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Kindness and tolerance make the best armor against bitterness. Never go out without them.
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"assaults on hijab-wearing students; arsons...at mosques; shootings & death threats at Islamic-owned businesses" https://t.co/oiETfp4HgI
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How about we try for world peace by putting all world leaders in a room and play 'Louis Armstrong - what a wonderful world' on repeat
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Why am I taking pictures of myself with bloodshot eyes and mascara *under* my eyes? (B/c I liked my messy bedhead) https://t.co/aalOpoJ4ay
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#IShouldveBeenArrested for asking wealthy "job creators" of twitter to give @mikefdupjourney a $100K+ job so people will stop complaining.
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[At the podium of sarcasm] Thank you to the eggs, porn bots, foreign language accounts, branded tweeters & random followers. We did it.
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'@lizs_heart I'd better step away from the camera&get off of Twitter before I do who-knows-what. Ppl are RT'ing! What have I done?! G'night;)'
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Bullpen Bulletin #1 by Sarchasmo \| Aka San Esperma \|\| https://t.co/dVOvMl0d4r via @MJKingOfErotica
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I stopped wearing fur when I watched my pup playing & imagined him around some broad's neck. Tht was it. No fur ever https://t.co/HdULNVpRJm
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For those who have seen the film, how do you rate it?
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ibaon sa limot ang fin acc
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Late for something? Just show up wearing a superhero costume, breathing heavily while removing leaves from your hair
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