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She bought me a puppy when I`ve asked #ReasonMyMomIsBetter
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She has never left me alone in WallMart #ReasonMyMomIsBetter
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Someone please help me, I am stuck in this fortune cookie factory #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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Cardboard you've just ate, Chinese it was not. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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Call Meatloaf and tell him you'd do anything for love. Even that. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet http://t.co/tnDErfOXWj
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This cookie had more than just a fortune in it.. see you in 9 months #BadFortuneCookiesToGet @McMannofthepeop
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Are You a Cat or Dog Person? Either Way... Bon Appétit @McMannofthepeop #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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That which you seek is located in the Alamo... in... the basement... #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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I Don't Have That Much Space To Tell You, I Just Had A Vision And It's Important I Tell You To Never... #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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#LittleWhiteLiesITold those jeans used to fit me , the washing machine must have shrunk them
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This week's The Beehive hosted by @Beehive_Game is #LittleWhiteLiesITold
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Oh, that's a nice tattoo. Cant even tell it was done in your friend's bathroom. #LittleWhiteLiesITold
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Look! My episode of Locked Up Abroad... I had them hide my identity... #BadBedTimeStories
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Look kid, not gonna lie to u. Monsters are real. They're not in your closet or under your bed. They're in the real world #BadBedtimeStories
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This story is longer than it took to create you. The end. #BadBedtimeStories
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B is for buddy we love you E is for each day has become harder D is for divorce now go to sleep #BadBedTimeStories
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#BadBedTimeStories Do you know what happens to little boys who don't go to the bathroom before bed? They wet themselves & their PP falls off
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JUST GO TO SLEEP OR SANTA CLAUS WILL MURDER YOUR MOTHER. Love you. *blows kiss #BadBedTimeStories
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Daddy only loves kids that fall asleep so he can get on Twitter. #BadBedTimeStories
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This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy got slaughtered and is breakfast #BadBedTimeStories
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#ItsNotADateIf they steal your fries. You deserve more than a fries thief.
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