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The Angry Fat Cow Moovement #RenameMillionWomenMarch
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The TOS does not apply when threatening to rape or kill conservative women #ThingsToKnowAboutTwitter
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#IKeepWonderingIf aliens are monitoring my every move
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship you'll be building alone. And ur partner just stand and look at u like "awunyi perhaps "
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This hashtag was started so we could see all the single people.... let the games begin #ReasonsIAintInARelationship
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I like takeaways #ReasonsIAintInARelationship
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I'm sure a broke guy somewhere is busy trying to impress my future wife with expensive gifts,keep it up dude #ReasonsIAintInARelationship
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SA babes are damn beautiful. I'm changing my citizenship...I'm SatAfrican now
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship I only got 1 charger
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#TwitterCanBeABit Childish, sensitive, filled with asshurt, social justice warriors. Just another day for Twitter.
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship The relationship I want vs the relationship I end up in
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I promised him that I will wait... I don't break promises #ReasonsIAintInARelationship
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship Im so so poor
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship my crush is way out of my league!
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The Phoenix Suns tan lines #SexySports @midnight
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Fondle Hockey #SexySports @midnight
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Lingerie Leonard #SexySports @midnight
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you said you're waiting for a Nigerian Prince to send you money
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Bi-Curious-athalon #SexySports @midnight
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Ooh La Lacrosse #SexySports @midnight
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#SexySports Oakland Panty Raiders @midnight
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'@midnight Cum Brady #SexySports'
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when they stopped teaching cursive in school.
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Track and if there's no grass on the field, play in the mud. #SexySports @midnight
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed the moment I met her.
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Lacrosse dressing #SexySports @midnight
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when The Apprentice premiered on TV
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