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#UnlikelyMagic8BallAnswers You're pregnant and your son will turn out to be a real Asshole.
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#UnlikelyMagic8BallAnswers No more Internet
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Stop asking shit won't change your disastrous life #UnlikelyMagic8BallAnswers
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Boycott NBA on ABC #4wordgreatideas
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#4WordGreatIdeas Let's try 2017 again.
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#4WordGreatIdeas don't defund planned parenthood
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#4WordGreatIdeas Go play an instrument
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3DPrint me a McRib #4WordGreatIdeas
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Screams out my Brothers name
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That'll be £35.90 plus VAT #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words MIND IF MY DAD JOINS?
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Can we invite your parents
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Is Negative Good Or Bad? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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Do you miss your youth? #MakeSexAwkwardin5Words
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Do you accept Discover card? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Don't judge me they have great cash back rewards!
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Phone has a 1 megapixel camera! Look out Annie Leibovitz! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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I'm making Facebook photo albums from my digital camera. @midnight #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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Omg there'll never be a worse president than George W. Bush #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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We may never find Bin Laden, which is fine. I haven't "Been Laid In" a while
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There is never going to ever be a better show than Lost.. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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Blackberry for life, baby! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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There will never be a more incompetent President than Bush! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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No way this Barakka Obumma or whatever will beat John McCain in the Presidential election!#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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Trump is too much of an asshole to be elected President. We still have not elected a black guy. @midnight #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight What the hell is a tweet and why can't my flip phone do it?
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Robert Downey Jr as Ironman Idk about this #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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Now that Peyton Manning has won the Super Bowl, he should retire so he can finish on top #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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