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@musaabjuvylyn   ·  28 Mar 2017
twitter isn't a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
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@musaabjuvylyn   ·  28 Mar 2017
If a tree falls on the web page, and no one is logged on to hear it, does it clash pixels?
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@musaabjuvylyn   ·  31 Mar 2017
hate when people look at me and proclaim "well look what the cat dragged in". Do I look like a dead bird, small rodent, or used tampon?
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@musaabjuvylyn   ·  31 Mar 2017
second thought this "Thug's Life" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans.
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@musaabjuvylyn   ·  31 Mar 2017
hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard
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@musaabjuvylyn   ·  31 Mar 2017
decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
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@musaabjuvylyn   ·  31 Mar 2017
my wife... i loved her..." carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP
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@musaabjuvylyn   ·  31 Mar 2017
who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant.
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