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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#FF @darksidedeb if you enjoy family friendly uplifting inspirational wholesome values being shat upon. http://t.co/qC5Zxs83F5
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#hardestpartaboutbreakingup Figuring out who gets the most delicious half of the cow.
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#HardestPartAboutBreakingUp Trying to remember everything you put on your Tinder profile the first time.
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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'@thecheekys @doctorwho_dat I kinda hope he was ��'
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Turning in your bed in the morning to snuggle to your SO but they're gone forever. Also so is the bed. #HardestPartAboutBreakingUp
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#HardestPartAboutBreakingUp deleting all digital traces of them so you don't have a chance to come to think of them.
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Ben Carson said that Holocaust would've gone differently if the Jews had guns. Know who also said that? John Rocker. http://t.co/dkZTHnjeJk
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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When I said "not without you" I was talking to my iPhone, it's in your pocket. #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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'@robyndwoskin Hmm. Would Netflix charge extra for that 'chill' service? @SeriousGirlGang @charley_ck14 @spencedbyus'
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Why are they still playing! It's the soundtrack to my death! #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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This is a test of a new system I invented. Screw Edison, soon everyone will know the name Reginald J. Twitter! #LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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'@doctorwho_dat @CrashDavis757 Good looking cat.'
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@orrclay   ·  9 Oct 2015
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@orrclay   ·  10 Oct 2015
#IHaveToRemindMyself that bros before hoes
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@orrclay   ·  12 Oct 2015
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Good Dye, Mr Chips #StickHairInAMovie
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@orrclay   ·  12 Oct 2015
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In a dead pig's head....if you aspire to becoming British Prime Minister one day #BadPlacesToPutAPenis
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@orrclay   ·  12 Oct 2015
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@orrclay   ·  12 Oct 2015
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I dont know why Girls are tweeting on this hashtag #BadPlacesToPutAPenis
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@orrclay   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WouldBeHappyTo do that for love, even if Meatloaf won't. Quitter.
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@orrclay   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WouldBeHappyTo pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
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@orrclay   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WouldBeHappyTo watch SportCenter all day if it wasn't for that meddling job situation.
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@orrclay   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WouldBeHappyTo let you go first... But I'm in a bit of a hurry.
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@orrclay   ·  1 Feb 2016
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I #WouldBeHappyTo send you on a mission , what could possibly go wrong? https://t.co/0x0sPw483S
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@orrclay   ·  29 Feb 2016
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@orrclay   ·  29 Feb 2016
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#TellACampfireTale There was a woman who kept her house clean& dishes done. Then..kids!� @bigmacher @fastlaugh @hashtagzoo @monday_mayhem
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@orrclay   ·  29 Feb 2016
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Got very close to the historical reality #AlternativeOscarNominations https://t.co/QxOzsvMBfE
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@orrclay   ·  29 Feb 2016
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Best use of food in a sexually provocative manner #AlternativeOscarNominations
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