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#WhyIWouldMakeAGreatPresident I don't have a brother...or children...or a wife http://t.co/oKQ2dffRVf
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#MyDoomsdayPlans Throw underwear at ppl
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#MyDoomsdayPlans let sister do the things she wants to do to certain people, cause I'm non violent. oh she has some revenge imagination.
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Moonwalk all around the city #MyDoomsdayPlans
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Have memory like a fish. Aaaand have memory like a fish #DumbGenieWishes
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm not black
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Because I'll kill someone at the first day in the Office #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because duh, less than 000000.1 % of us could be president. {Damn, lately, these hashtags are sucking major ass!}
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because my head weasel doesn't do comb overs as well as Trump's. http://t.co/kjSOMwBkpp
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid I like you so much better when you're naked
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#AllWentWrongWhen I ruin my life
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#AllWentWrongWhen the Supreme Court said that corporations are people who have free speech rights, and their money equals speech #Plutocracy
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#AllWentWrongWhen I was born ugly
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#AllWentWrongWhen gays were allowed to marry
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#AllWentWrongWhen I lost my sleep
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Trying to steal someone’s soap in the shower #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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