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@puredavie   ·  13 Mar 2017
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI usually drink by myself.
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@puredavie   ·  13 Mar 2017
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI blast some music and dance it out https://t.co/v3d4LvUifV
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@puredavie   ·  13 Mar 2017
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI inhale soothing smoke to cleanse my Chakras & balance my Chi. https://t.co/go9JakBtoS
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@puredavie   ·  13 Mar 2017
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@puredavie   ·  13 Mar 2017
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#wheniamonmyowni pretend I'm social by posting on twitter/ Facebook/ instagram
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@puredavie   ·  13 Mar 2017
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#wheniamonmyowni answer my home phone, hoping to forge a new friendship with the telemarketer on the other end.
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@puredavie   ·  13 Mar 2017
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI Drink less than when I'm in a group
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@puredavie   ·  19 Mar 2017
Agree with the wife #4WordGreatIdeas
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@puredavie   ·  19 Mar 2017
yada yada, lobster bisque #4WordGreatIdeas
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
Where did your eyebrows go? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
Is your daughter 18 yet?#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
The child who'll be born from this is going to be the sickest genocidal maniac dictator ever. Let's get started. #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words I'm my identical twin sister https://t.co/W6lN7tQz6b
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Cersei Lannister and Jamie Lannister
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
Ur orgasms r more fake than Trump's hair #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
Did my lashes come off #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words He is not expecting me
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
Sorry. Did I nod off? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Your Mum really likes it when I do this with my tongue. https://t.co/lRzmD4GbAS
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Cam girl is my niece
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
choke me with the cat #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words This reminds me of prison.
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@puredavie   ·  23 Mar 2017
ask me to marry you-!!!
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@puredavie   ·  24 Mar 2017
Blackberry Forever! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  24 Mar 2017
The Cubs will NEVER win the World Series. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  24 Mar 2017
Celebrity Apprentice is going to have huge ratings. Huge. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  24 Mar 2017
Only one more year until President Hillary! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  24 Mar 2017
I can't wait to buy a house. The market is looking up, up, up. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  24 Mar 2017
They could never make a worse Spider-Man movie than Spider-Man 3. @midnight #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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@puredavie   ·  24 Mar 2017
Michael Jackson Will Live Longer Than The Simpsons @midnight #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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