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In haste at my Dad's house, I once put "Icy Hot," on as deodorant, as it looked similar. BIG MISTAKE #ThingsDoneByMistake
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#ThingsDoneByMistake Using my car's keyless entry to try to unlock my house door. Standing there like https://t.co/MIp0TP2bOM
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Blasting punk music at work ... over the PA system. #ThingsDoneByMistake
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Offering some of your food and the person actually takes it #ThingsDoneByMistake https://t.co/WuNmgtRDVq
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After I beat the christ out of that guy who shouted "fucking goof" at me I realized it was a kid. #ThingsDoneByMistake
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#ThingsDoneByMistake committing the same mistakes repeatedly because we're too good hearted, or just plain stupid. It happens.
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#ThingsDoneByMistake tried to put the kettle in the fridge instead of the milk
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#ThingsDoneByMistake the complete volume of typographical errers by ima mistake
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#ThingsDoneByMistake Set my sisters hair on fire.Smh
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#ThingsDoneByMistake Paying a bill before the auto pay drafts... Can't help being anxious. https://t.co/UfFrzjlEeA
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#ThingsDoneByMistake Having that "one final drink"... That's the one that puts you over the top. Total destruction https://t.co/JxONbt8Zg0
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#ThingsDoneByMistake elect a narcissistic toddler as "so-called" president
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Guy fingers lady in a US Night club. See video https://t.co/8tR5JCRhkZ George W. Bush #ThingsDoneByMistake #HowToKeepYourEyesOpen https://t.co/OpmwCK2q35
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#ThingsDoneByMistake To white people now? "We voted for Trump who promised us 82$ jobs based solely on our skin color! And where are they?" https://t.co/Io2LmCACd0
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#ThingsDoneByMistake -- Beginning your Wang Chunging in the early afternoon, when you were clearly asked to wait until tonight.
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#ThingsDoneByMistake pocket dialed my boss, and left a voice message asking my wife who is she going to buy weed. I don't smoke. Get it now?
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'@midnight E.T Extra Testicle #DickFlicks'
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To Wang Foo, Cranks for Everything! Tool Like An I-Bar #DickFlicks @midnight
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#UnlikelySuperheropowers: The power to walk along the side of the community pool barefoot without stubbing your toe! https://t.co/8cgoNoukB9
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