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@rymanmurphy   ·  30 Aug 2015
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@rymanmurphy   ·  30 Aug 2015
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Tell the truth all day, I might end up dying early... #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@rymanmurphy   ·  30 Aug 2015
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#MyDoomsdayPlans Put a femur bone between my legs and lie there - if my fossils are ever discovered I'll look really well endowed
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@rymanmurphy   ·  30 Aug 2015
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@rymanmurphy   ·  6 Sep 2015
I want to be the Master at hashtagging #DumbGenieWishes
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@rymanmurphy   ·  6 Sep 2015
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@rymanmurphy   ·  6 Sep 2015
Sometimes I'm so passionate that I can't stand my wish to #kiss somebody… #DumbGenieWishes
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@rymanmurphy   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes I wish life has a restart button.
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@rymanmurphy   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes I wish I could meet myself from someone else's point of view
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@rymanmurphy   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes infinite food, free wi-fi, infinite money
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@rymanmurphy   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes to start metal band performing only Black Sabath songs
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@rymanmurphy   ·  14 Sep 2015
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My poor social skills are the #ReasonIAmNotPresident http://t.co/tvrTvGH4JN
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@rymanmurphy   ·  14 Sep 2015
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@rymanmurphy   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I want my cat to be the Prime Minister http://t.co/72v0dq5S5d
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@rymanmurphy   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because they won't let me use the Oval Office for alternative activities. http://t.co/mMliaUgFgM
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@rymanmurphy   ·  17 Sep 2015
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Whatever you do, don't get pregnant. #WeirdThingsMyBossSaid
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@rymanmurphy   ·  18 Sep 2015
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@rymanmurphy   ·  18 Sep 2015
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@rymanmurphy   ·  18 Sep 2015
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@rymanmurphy   ·  19 Sep 2015
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I have a standing reservation for the padded cell room. #CasaDelHashtag http://t.co/jOjWZrxO8m
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@rymanmurphy   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I saw you naked
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@rymanmurphy   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I lost my wallet
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@rymanmurphy   ·  4 Oct 2015
#MyPreWorkOutRoutine I pretending dead
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@rymanmurphy   ·  4 Oct 2015
Telling myself that I’m a diva #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@rymanmurphy   ·  4 Oct 2015
#MyPreWorkOutRoutine visiting Twitter and playing some hastag games
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@rymanmurphy   ·  4 Oct 2015
#MyPreWorkOutRoutine telling my friends that I’m too sexy
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@rymanmurphy   ·  8 Oct 2015
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I made up my mind. I'm gonna use the word swagdick tomorrow idc if it belongs in the sentence or not
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@rymanmurphy   ·  8 Oct 2015
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@rymanmurphy   ·  8 Oct 2015
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Greater love hath no man but that he lays down his life for another #WhatCommunityMeansToMe http://t.co/boT8agrPLk
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@rymanmurphy   ·  8 Oct 2015
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The secret life of Halter Mitty #WhatAreYouWearingRightNowMovies
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