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#HowToMakeAManGay Freeze him in ice, frame his best friend and make him sign the Sovokia accords.
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Explore☝ the hole� like �Dora the Explorer...... #WheresTheMap� #HowToMakeAManGay�
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#HowToMakeAManGay smile and be friendly, but don’t come on too strong
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#HowToMakeAManGay Police Officer-You were driving 20mph above the speed limit sir, where's the fire? Me (giggling)-In your eyes gorgeous.
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut just cuz they start singing "stand by me" whenever they're in trouble, doesn't mean I have to be a hero and save the day
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I also love using their names and addresses when questioned by the csa or police or ex girlfriends husbands!
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they always make me be the thimble when we play monopoly
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#PresentsTrumpGot Two new wives delivered from other countries so that he could finally shut down immigration
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Donald Trump turned 70 yesterday ��� Let's celebrate it with #PresentsTrumpGot game Join @DanaGeezus and @GiselleEvns for fun
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#PresentsTrumpGot a tanning bed cause we've all seen him without the orange look https://t.co/WCjLdx94an
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#PresentsTrumpGot Actual romantic birthday party with his daughter #disgusting https://t.co/o9acBbCj4a
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