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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
What's the deal with #SometimesTwitterMakesMe? Do you sense me? Am I a lyric? Am I an actual they? Just what am I?
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
#SometimesTwitterMakesMe wonder what Karen did to piss us all off
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
#lastminutegifts2016 The little pine tree air fresheners.
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
#SometimesTwitterMakesMe Smoke kush all day
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
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Realize those people on Jerry Springer may have been real #SometimesTwitterMakesMe
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
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A pack of Lucky Strikes #LastMinuteGifts2016
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe lose track of time
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
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Nine assorted condoms #LastMinuteGifts2016
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe mad that @vine will soon be dead
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
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#sometimestwittermakesme a cup of coffee
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
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#LastMinuteGifts2016 Bourbon. Michter's preferably I mean, we're talking about gifts for me, right? https://t.co/HfX8Sew
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@tess_snider   ·  22 Dec 2016
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe mad when I get ghosted!
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#RatherHaveTheBoxThan did a cat make this hashtag? https://t.co/aaYQVdSjhE
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#WhateverYouDoDont say "I'm laying down". You LIE down, you lay *something* down. It's "I'm LYING down!"
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#RatherHaveTheBoxThan nothing at all . Everyone loves gifts people. Send us more gifts.#merrychristmas #HappyHolidays https://t.co/3cGIRTVahZ
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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'@chiefplan1 You'll shoot your eye out!'
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#WhateverYouDoDont refer to Delusional Donnie as "President" #NotMyPresident https://t.co/Tr1rj2foNa
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#RatherHaveTheBoxThan front row tickets for Ted Nugent playing at the Inaugural Ball.... https://t.co/x9Xsp7TxJG
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#Fake2016Facts 2016! The year we found out rock bottom has a basement & it is full of fucking Republicans on the road to sub-basement Hell https://t.co/hnnOPvs5Ft
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ImAlwaysSoJealousOf people who can live without wine https://t.co/M7CFimuLQs
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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I love being on vacation and losing my concept of time. I don't care what time it is 'cause I don't have to be anywhere. https://t.co/riGpgpvMVQ
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#Fake2016Facts Lack of a REALLY REALLY good conspiracy theory on the Internet spawned its own conspiracy theory, but Gen Flynn's now on it
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath payment plans and crying but lots of chocolate
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "bring my purse" #ChristmasAftermath https://t.co/POZgwwfBnd
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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@tess_snider   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#christmasaftermath just done *Turkey Curry*...����
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@tess_snider   ·  28 Dec 2016
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The ashes of the man who discovered Pluto are on their way to the planet as you read this.
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@tess_snider   ·  28 Dec 2016
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'@bunnyhugger75 A fruity bong. That's original'
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@tess_snider   ·  28 Dec 2016
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'@Enjoneer01 @Dubzzzinyaface #ItsNotAWasteIf you call shredded animal bits, "a filler"'
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@tess_snider   ·  28 Dec 2016
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