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#MakeTVShowsAustralian @TwitterMoments @midnight ⚡️ “How do you make a television show Australian?” https://t.co/GTER9YPmuz
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#HowToEscapeADate Tell them you're actually looking for a blood donor
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Ask them to look after your leather gloves, rope and switchblade while you nip to the toilet. #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate Ask them if they're interested in God and invite them to your church.
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#HowToEscapeADate 1. Get up 2. Say nothing 3. Walk away 4. Never go back 5. Delete/block 6. Find a new date 7. Repeat
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#HowToLoseYourJob refuse to fuck your boss
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Have sex with your boss and then leave him (true story) #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob show up with your 5 kids aka dogs since you couldn't find a sitter
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#HowToLoseYourJob Get caught with your fingers in the till Get caught Robbing with Dave "The Till" Jennings
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#HowToLoseYourJob Take it to the mall and then turn your back for just a moment to look at these beautiful shoes.....
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#HowToLoseYourJob play hashtag games with @GiselleEvns instead of working
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Show up drunk. #HowToLoseYourJob
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