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My kale and broccoli smoothies make all the boys vomit in the yard.
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#ImProtestingBecause there are no sasquatch emojis on my phone....or anywhere! @CliffBarackman
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If I'm eating bacon and you ask me "Is that bacon?" We can't be friends.
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Oh yes. 2003 Vintage Chardonnay. Delicious. *chugs out of the bottle*
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#IHaveNoIdeaAbout weird shit but I do know Bob Crane was born on my husband's bday & murdered on mine. @PowerpuffTag https://t.co/AYkzj7o4Sl
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'@TheWeeHoursWar: 2/13/2016 Highlights from #SiblingSecrets: https://t.co/NuMZpGF6bx @HashtagRoundup'
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So many stars taken this year, I've turned them into angels for my tree. https://t.co/v1hjRoB7w9
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#IHaveNoIdeaAbout dreams but I could tell you all about your nightmares. Ask @PierrePelican � @PowerpuffTag
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Three factors to consider when voting: 1 Your dreams & aspirations 2 Your beliefs & values 3 The best interest of the nation #YourVote��
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#IHaveNoIdeaAbout Salem, but I knows witches burned on my birthday. @PowerpuffTag
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Every day is a chance to be better than the day before.
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when models act silly i'm just like wow! they really are dorks! they are extremely nerdy.
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Moonbones Read by me, @AnnoGalactic #vss #mpy #tweetjustyourvoice #tweetyouraccent https://t.co/U8VUxdcDlY
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Westworld, a much safer reality.
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Taking my own advice today. Tralala! *dances off* https://t.co/z5optM1Uhb
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We have been saying. Now confirmed publicly. Obamacare was profitable for some insurers despite public comments https://t.co/e6L4qxtTHQ
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Breaking Report: Trump Campaign Allegedly Violated Constitutional Law to Alter Election Results https://t.co/WBxSMFilj3 via @HuffPostBlog
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It's our first game! Don't piss us off or you'll get banned! Play #HowIGotBanned w/@Diealated @JCharlesComedy @Nick_Grave & @SethGoodtime https://t.co/DOxsfVRiGU
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Until all the rumors about @mflynnJR dressing up as his grandmother and fellating homeless guys are proven false, it'll remain a story. https://t.co/msLEvi798G
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Until proven false @realDonaldTrump is #PutinsPoodle & @GenFlynn is #Putinsbitch & @MFlynnJR is #PutinsChihuahua it will be a Russian story! https://t.co/HMq57bdqmh
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