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@toneporter   ·  26 Apr 2015
American Fatty #FattenAMovie
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@toneporter   ·  26 Apr 2015
Anatomy of a Burger #FattenAMovie
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@toneporter   ·  26 Apr 2015
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Holy Shit, You've Become Titanic #FattenAMovie
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@toneporter   ·  26 Apr 2015
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The Hungrier Games #FattenAMovie
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@toneporter   ·  26 Apr 2015
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#FattenAMovie Beauty and the Obese
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@toneporter   ·  26 Apr 2015
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Back to the Restaurant #FattenAMovie http://t.co/gBFbIO7c8j
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@toneporter   ·  5 May 2015
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Hashtag War and Peace #DumbDownABook @midnight
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@toneporter   ·  5 May 2015
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The Lion, The Witch, and the IKEA Wardrobe Instructions #DumbDownABook
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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Whatever Walmart recommends #RejectedMothersDayGifts http://t.co/gViI1B5vR5
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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Singing telegram featuring Klaus Kinski. #RejectedMothersDayGifts http://t.co/nsNWrBJmWj
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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Macaroni, yarn & this note: "u might want to make a new one since u threw the one I gave u when I was 5 away" #RejectedMothersDayGifts
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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Private detective to find my real Mom #RejectedMothersDayGifts
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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A pillow held over her head for 15 minutes while she sleeps #RejectedMothersDayGifts
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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Dinner... at the nursing home you will be sending her to in the near future. #RejectedMothersDayGifts
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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A wine glass lanyard, so she can still use both hands to do your laundry. #RejectedMothersDayGifts http://t.co/kuvAtLzXMF
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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@toneporter   ·  8 May 2015
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@toneporter   ·  10 May 2015
She washes my clothes #ReasonMyMomIsBetter
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@toneporter   ·  10 May 2015
She allows me to use her car #ReasonMyMomIsBetter
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@toneporter   ·  10 May 2015
Mom never refuses to help me #ReasonMyMomIsBetter http://t.co/D1FQ3MfxB3
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@toneporter   ·  11 May 2015
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#ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe how to turn "just 15 minutes of Twitter before I go to bed" into "Dear God! It's already 3 in the morning!"
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@toneporter   ·  12 May 2015
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Liking something while it's cool. #HipsterCrimes
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@toneporter   ·  12 May 2015
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#HipsterCrimes Playing a video game made after 1985. @Midnight RT http://t.co/q56MgAbU21
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@toneporter   ·  12 May 2015
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Armed Snobbery, Alt-J Walking and other #HipsterCrimes http://t.co/pZcdF8P4km http://t.co/i6DJArnIq0
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@toneporter   ·  12 May 2015
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#HipsterCrimes Burning your fedora
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@toneporter   ·  12 May 2015
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When your purse doesn't match your shoes... #HipsterCrimes http://t.co/nI5srharlY
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@toneporter   ·  12 May 2015
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Unprofessional facial hair in the workplace. #HipsterCrimes http://t.co/HQyyBt0gy6
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@toneporter   ·  12 May 2015
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#HipsterCrimes Eating a cheeseburger, wearing a 'Meat is Murder' T-shirt & allowing the melting cheese to become entangled in their beard.
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