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Recent research showed that 18% of all Americans will never get out of their debts #Debt #Economy http://t.co/hclUsAwyCt
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Simpsons artist creates fucking awesome animal cartoons in her creepy spare time http://t.co/XpQXzV1s14
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Cracking brutal Santa Claus is Coming to Town - and He's Covered in goddamn Tattoos! http://t.co/BYo4pMkZDK
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Holy fucking shit! This day has finally come! Now it's fucking safe to cook bacon while you're fucking naked! http://t.co/RtHfrqwq4x
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Hey, gamers! Check the fuck out some hot new shit! Play the new game called the Parable of the Polygons!!! http://t.co/U132gdN1bt
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Fuck! Kim Kardashian is back in fucking action! This time she blamed God for her overweight during goddamn pregnancy! http://t.co/zgxgch9uyl
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Fuck! Take a look at this shit while eating your lunch, twats! Obese dog who weighed as an 11-year old little fucker! http://t.co/OmFCe6YoFk
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Another fucking day, another fucking shooting at school. 4 students shot near portland high school; Gunman At Large. http://t.co/pmPMNK09Zv
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You may remember Denver, the fucking guilty dog, from a couple shitty years ago. https://t.co/Qw4O1X8FJg
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OBAMA: ‘I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME WATCHING ESPN’ http://t.co/f75MoRFrfC
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The South Dakota officeof Highway Safety just started a new safe-driving goddamn campaign around the slogan "don't jerk and drive".SAY WHAT?
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Three Inmates, Two Charged with Murder, Escape From Alabama Jail http://t.co/cuW7tTewjp
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And this monday #AholeOfTheWeek goes to... Smaug, because he is death and he is fire. #Smaug http://t.co/J0sjPAryC2
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Holy crap! Parents are damn angry after school tells 13-year-olds they can have sex and choose goddamn gender! http://t.co/t2c4sKIVzv
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Goddamn! What a crap! High school student earned $72 MILLION playing the stock market! http://t.co/8UAcwh0r8B
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Can Sir Ian McKellen’s Soothing British Voice Help Teach The Cute Cookie Monster Restraint? http://t.co/LNXGOtTueg
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‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Drops A Trailer For Online Heists That You Can Play With Friends #GTA #GTAV #games #gtaheists http://t.co/m9D7GcIMFV
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'Someone Accidentally Donates Human Remains To Goodwill' ahahahahahah dumbass
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"E.U. Drops Hamas From Terror List" There's a vacans spot eveyone! http://t.co/6jdMM39xP0
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"E.U. Drops Hamas From Terror List" There's a vacant spot everyone! http://t.co/GDsB8nBWDK
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The CIA Didn’t Just Torture, It Experimented on Human Beings #nazi #CIA #usa #germany http://t.co/fTzJ7QQJPu
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Mixed reaction in Miami as Florida's Cuban-American leaders blast policy shift #cuba #obama #castro #florida http://t.co/Y2aR4bh5fN
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Sony Pictures Pulls “The Interview” From Theaters, Has No Plans For Further Release #interview #NorthKoreanHobbies http://t.co/svziWMQM5e
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Pornhub Released Which Countries Finish Fastest And You’ll Never Guess Who Takes The Longest #china #pornhub #usa http://t.co/FZBRpjNLxk
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#Interview #NorthKorea #Sony IT’S CONFIRMED: “INTERVIEW" WON’T BE RELEASED!!! https://t.co/bRZyXLZ0Ty http://t.co/G4EKrYFOYM
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New Yorks attorney genl wants retailers to stop selling toy guns that are nearly indistinguishable from real firearms http://t.co/oHiqW6orNC
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MARIO BALOTELLI WAS FINED FOR POSTING A PICTURE IN HIS INSTAGRAM! #WTFNews #Balotelli #Racism http://t.co/VfuuxjBsDm
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