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Author and actor @hodgman talks about his longtime feud with the Verizon "can you hear me now" guy. https://t.co/vDXAz2ujCv
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Smoke weed, eat pussy #My4WordNewYearsResolution
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Be good to people #My4WordNewYearsResolution
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#My4WordNewYearsResolution Qualify for FUT Champions
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To survive sec 4. #My4WordNewYearsResolution
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#My4WordNewYearsResolution drink till I'm blind
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Help more. Pray Less. #My4WordNewYearsResolution
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Achieve more, stress less... #My4WordNewYearsResolution
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#My4WordNewYearsResolution be nice about myself (for a change
#My4WordNewYearsResolution This year: no resolutions
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#My4WordNewYearsResolution Eat, Drink, Sleep, Repeat
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#SecondhandGifts all the Lynx sprays you've received over the last 10 years
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#SecondhandGifts bathrobe stolen from a hotel
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#SecondhandGifts 'free hug' coupon
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#SecondhandGifts boxed set of Nicolas Cage's movies
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#SecondhandGifts -- The fruitcake you inherited from your grandfather.
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#secondhandgifts A partridge with a free Pear tree
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Sign my petition to regift the Statue of Liberty to Switzerland #SecondhandGifts
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'@theclobra That depends on who's being torn down and why in my experience.'
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#SecondhandGifts virgin's blood to make a wish Why? Christmas is always about wishes!
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